If anyone is actually reading this then you probably know me, and by knowing me you know that I know absolutely nothing about sports. But that doesn’t mean that my picks aren’t better than yours. Here are 5 reasons my picks beat your picks…
5. I did them at work. I’m generally a bit more on my game when I do things during the work day. If this hold true I will easily defeat you.
4. I’m wearing brown. It’s a good color on me and I think it just adds to my ability to make great picks.
3. Kent State – I know where it’s at and can drive there without written directions, once again – adding to my familiarity with this years tournament.
2. The Wagner Lab of Ornithology in Newport has informed me that that bird is a liar, and also not my doppleganger. Today is a good day.
1. You actually read this list, meaning you’re looking for insight for your picks which means you’re worried that you’ll make or have made poor choices – I win.
Good luck this year.
